After one month of inactivity, I’m resurfacing with a post of referenced ideas. As one should.
A gap formed within the blogosphere during my absence, and you surely felt it. The lack of pizzaz & empty egotistical talk. I apologize for my impromptu leave—you missed me, no doubt—but life . . . You know the gist. Yada-yada-busy. Let’s get on with it.
If you blog, you write. Cue the duh. That’s perfect because I encountered a gold mine of Pinterest writer memes while I was gone, and despite my initial gaslight, girl boss, gatekeep methods, I decided sharing is caring. (Note: I’m not sharing a link to my account or board overflowing with pins. I haven’t gotten over the gatekeeping just yet.)
For those of you who don’t have a Pinterest account, I’m pasting the screenshots of the memes. It’s extra work (since apparently, WordPress can’t embed Pinterest links?! Pish posh, I tell you), so be grateful.
You’re tired of my yabbering. Let’s get on with it!
1. (first, a serious one)
2. Procrastinating? I prefer “dilly-dallying.”
3. “This is fine.”
4. Eyes to yourself, please.
5. You never quite know, you know?
6. I’ll need a second to make it coherent.
7. Hit the breaks on the stakes!
8. O plot twist, plot twist, wherefore art thou, plot twist?
9. See, Belle gets it.
10. A magician never reveals—IT’S ALL A LIE.
11. Burn it to the ground.
12. A befuddling mush of vibes.
13. A liiittle stir-crazy.
14. “Where was I going with this?”
16. Dandy. Simply dandy.
17. Cue visible signs of pain.
18. Plans are overrated, anyway. *eye twitch*
19. For ✨Character Development✨
20. W Em Dashes
And That’s a Wrap!
Hopefully, you found some of these funny, or else my humor is broken. I might be the only one who enjoys taking a break from writing for a laugh, but these were made by people I’ve never met, so there’s still a possibility you can relate. Let me know!
Toodles, humans.
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