Journal- 4/30/2024: Look What I Did!

I started a story. No surprise there. But! I made a goal for said story and actuallyโ€”get thisโ€”reached it before the deadline. Celebrations! Confetti! Champagne (but it’s actually apple juice)! Let me ramble about that contemporary short-story-that-might-become-a-novella real quick . . .

Guys! I cheated!

I finished it yesterday with a final WC of 10,022, but the story’s not over yet.

Okay, perhaps not entirely. I wrote 7,980 words out of my supposed 10,000 this month, but I started with 2,042 already written. The sad part is that 10k is half the original goal, but I get this confetti-sprinkled pop-up and a bunch of celebratory GIFs at the journey’s end, so what does it matter?

What Story Did You Win with, You Ask?

Why, thank you for such pleasant nosiness! [Su*cide Trigger Warning] It centers on a pastor’s kid and a girl who tries to jump off from her windowsill to end her . . . self. Surprisingly, it’s not as dark as I thought it would turn out, and the contemporary vibes are AGH. Primarily featuring Christian messages, finding your identity in the rubble, doing the right thing when the boundaries are murky, and, of course, goofy Christian friends.

If I ever doubted that contemporary was my favorite genre, my reaction to the scenes that work has sealed the deal for me.

I conceded to the idea on October 16, 2023โ€”the date the Doc claims I began clickity-clackity-ing toward some semblance of a goal. After two days of minor updates, I left it alone until a random December day. I vaguely remember my dad coming home after saving this couple. The wife and her husband had been fighting, and she tried to k*ll herself, but my dad stopped them before she could and counseled them for about four to six hours.

My sisters and I prayed for them, and my heart went out to the couple. Somehow, it felt like God calling me to return to the story. But my lazy self was hardly consistent in that month. A passable excuse could be the hecticness of the season and my priorities being with school, extracurriculars, and another larger work-in-progress.

Time passed, and when I could’ve forgotten about this, I didn’t. I’m taking that as a sign, small as it might be.

Anyway, though I hit the goal, I’ll keep working on this lump of ideas and see where it goes. I may or may not mention it here since it makes me so darn happy in upcoming posts. Who knows? I would if I planned stuff. I don’t and therefore am as clueless as you. Speaking of planning . . .

I Outlined?

According to recent studies, I’m a pantser. Whenever I put my ideas to parchment, I realize even I wouldn’t read a story with that premise and then promptly lose enthusiasm.

The two lessons I need to learn:

  1. Make better premises.
  2. Remember that it’s just a rough replica.
  3. Experiment!

Yes, I can count. I didn’t consciously take note of the third point of that two-point list, but I still applied it in the outlining process somehow, also unconsciously. I have four Letter-sized scrap pieces of paper to prove it. They might all be hardly a fourth filled, but that counts!

This video by Ana Neu inspired me to at least give it a shot.

As she said in the intro, her guide isn’t exhaustive. Take what may compliment your writing style, and apply it how you please. I used the “brain barf” outline style and place plotting; they’re neat and messy, and I love them. It’s also refreshing to see a young writer (with an extreme yet very authentic Australian accent) being relatable, sharing encouragement and tips openly, and building such a supportive community. She’s Christian, too, and her vlog videos are as aesthetic as they come.

But Back to the Main Topic . . .

Here’s proof, people.

It was inspired by Justin Bieber’s song “Hold On.” How does one translate electric guitar feels into a story? I have no clue, so I opted out of that the first chance I got.

A cool song, nonetheless.

Sure, it says “novella” in incoherent writing on the top-right corner of the page, but will it ever really reach that point? I say no, but we, as always, shall see.

The Place Plotting section looks empty and soulless, but the real one’s on the other page, ye of little faith.


Okay, That’s Basically It.

Nearly all my academic, extracurricular, and other-ish work is complete. I know, it’s a shock to me, too. I want to say the stress is easing out and making way for a more chill phase, but that would be a lie. A blatant lie.

How was your Camp NaNoWriMo? If you don’t know what that is or didn’t participate, how well did April treat you, and what’s up with writing?

Mystery Blogger Award

To be mysterious, I have purposefully left this blank as well as to invoke curiosity.

MB

Status Update

Tag: Snurched

Award: Unearned

Quota: Reached

Boo: Yah

If that wasn’t the corniest thing I’ve written, then it would…it would be…

Hello there, lovely humans and aliens! I return with another swiped tag courtesy of the splendiferous Corrie S.P. of Miraculus Homeschool. She commented on one of my posts, saying she’d take note of my stolen tags, to which I replied with, “Oh no! Corrie’s gonna start holding me accountable now. ๐Ÿ™ˆWhat am I to do?!” I’ll tell you what: get one of hers uninvited. Thank you, Corrie!

Rules

  • Display the award logo on your blog.
  • Thank the blogger who nominated you and provide a link to their blog.
  • Mention Okoto Enigma, the creator of the award.
  • Tell your readers 3 things about yourself.
  • Answer 5 questions from the blogger who nominated you.
  • Nominate 10 โ€“ 20 bloggers. (Ha. Haha.)
  • Notify your nominees by leaving a comment on their blog.
  • Ask your nominees 5 questions of your choice, including 1 weird or funny question.
  • Share the link to your best post.

I was never awarded per se, so I’d be vain to complete the first step. If thou doesn’t mind, I will skip it altogether. And if you need the image, refer to Okoto’s post linked above for my media’s sake. But don’t count on my nominating you.

3 Things About Me

  • My favorite food has stayed the same for the past decade.
  • I have two sistersโ€”one older and one youngerโ€”making me the middle child.
  • Discipline and consistency are challenging for me to apply to my school life, but for some reason, it works for my blog. Mostly. But it’s still frustrating.

Interrogation

You did not hold back on the emojis, did you, Corrie? ๐Ÿ˜…

1. What would you do if you uncovered a real-life mystery?๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Would you investigate? ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ”Or would you stay away in fear of danger?๐Ÿ’€

Investigate because, in reality, we’re Nancy Drew characters, and there’s no better detective than underage adolescents.

2. What is your dream hair color? ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ Or do you like the one you have?๐Ÿ˜Š

I used to pray for blonde hair nightly for the simple reason that nearly every cool Hollywood girl boss was blonde. This was not as sincere as my yearning for blue eyes was, and I have no clue why that was. Younger Breanna was obsessed with being different, I suppose.

3. Do you want animals ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฆจ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸฆŽ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฆ• to talk?๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ—จ

No. I’m afraid of what they’d say. We get it! You’re better than us!

(That isn’t biblically sound, but surely the creatures would rebuke us as a regularity. Ask Balaam.)

4. Why do you like your favorite movie?๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฅ๐ŸŽฆ๐Ÿ“ฝ๐ŸŽž

Oh, goodness. I’m being attacked. How did you know I don’t have a set reason?

Familiarity? Lovable, relatable characters? Believable tension? Romance as a subplot? Better-than-trashy writing? The world may never know.

5. What is your worst habit?๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ˜

Overthinking.


Now, reader, riddle me this!

1. Do you lean more toward over-perfectionism or over-lenience?

2. A drinkable potion gives you wings. An edible spell gives you horns. Which do you pick?

3. Would you advise your past self or receive advice from your future character?

4. How long have you been in the grind? Do you still care?

5. Why? (No wrong answers.)


EDIT: How could I have completely missed the last one?! That’s what I get for answering in haste.

My best post? Oh, never mind. Unnapliccable. N/A


Thank you for reading!

I was definitely feeling silly today.

Also, cloud phaseโ€”a phase I didn’t know I’d have. Unless otherwise required, my tags will now have a cloud in the featured image.

Feel free to snurch. If not, share your answers isn’t the comments. Adios, amigos!

Underrated Podcast Feature: It’s the CoJo Showw (Otherwise Known as Absolute Chaos)

When you find something spectacular, you just have to share it. Are you a kid from 1-92? Then, hop onto the CoJo bandwagon! Two friends, one podcast, and a whole lot of Jesus. All douged in utter chaos. Intrigued?

Let’s talk music. And let’s talk life.

Coby and Joseph

Calling all Christians! Are you tired of the normโ€”worldly views, standards, and music with too much obscene language to ignore?

If not, I-I’d be concerned.

Christians are called to separate themselves from the world (John 17:6), and since we aren’t born believers, we must renew our minds (Romans 12:2) to think more like Christ, ultimately doing what He would approve of. Part of doing that is dwelling on “whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable” or “anything excellent or praiseworthy” (Philippians 4:8).

All right, fine. Now get to the point. What is the CoJo Show?

How convenient of you to ask! I was just about to discuss that. =D

The CoJo show is a podcast run by Joseph O’Brien and Coby Jamesโ€”two individual artists who are also best friends. On it, they talk about music, CCM (Contemporary Christian Music), and Christian topics. They play games, exchange banter, hop onto trends, review movies, etc. Though most of the time, they’re just being silly.

They have segments; one of the most consistent is Deep Dives, where they delve deep into prevalent Christian issues. You might not always agree with themโ€”I sure didn’tโ€”but these are the negotiable aspects of our faith, where not everyone may agree. And that’s okay. We can’t let it divide us.

(But they’re usually spot-on.)

You can find them on YouTube, Spotify, Deezer, & Apple Music.

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1cfeSePOIRyphqIUDK0rtC

Deezer: deezer.com/en/show/5312667

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-cojo-show/id1652317057

If you’re stumped on which link to refer to, I’d recommend clicking the YouTube one. Coby’s stressed wanting to grow their platform there, so one more subscriber wouldn’t hurt.

Not like I’m forcing you.

Ha.

They’ve appeared on Way Nation and K-Love; it’s forgivable if you don’t know what those are. Neither did I. Also, here’s a fun anecdote: they made a fanboy song about the legendary Steven Curtis Chapman, and he found out about it. They met up, made a song, AND he invited them on tour with him.

This is incredibly outdated news, considering they already did the tour, but hey, we’re starting from scratch here.

They’re so gosh darn funny.

And talented.

They release music snippets on many seemingly unrelated stuff, from Chick-Fil-A (which I’ve never eaten from :P) to a Proverbs 31 girl. They also enjoy dissing chads and making Bible bangers.

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cojoshow/?hl=en

Below is their most liked reel.

And their two most recent ones.

Lastly, my favorite ones!

A little silly something :>

Catchy, right? Or is it just me?

The cool thing about it is that when seeing artists like them, you’d think their lives are dandy, filled with creating music and being good people. In contrast, their show reveals and magnifies their relatable and plainly bonkers personalities. They like Lord of the Rings; Joseph says he takes no interest in animated movies but highly recommended Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, and Coby’s impressions are uncannily accurate. Joseph makes funny faces, and Coby’s clap-backs will make you (and Joseph, such a supportive dude) swing your head back in laughter.

Am I fangirling? Good. They’ll never find this, anyway. They’re not allowed to.

I’m still not sold.

Well, that’s your loss.

By the way, they haven’t posted an episode for a while. My hunch is that they hadn’t had the time since Coby got engaged, but I’m not entirely sure.


Thanks for reading!

Did this study intrigue you? Will you give the boys a chance? I admit to spending an unhealthy amount of time binging on their podcasts, averaging 30-35 minutes. Voluntarily.

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And yes, this is an advertisement.

Chat GPT answers the question, โ€œShould Christians only write Christian fiction?โ€

Hi, aliens! No, Iโ€™m not supposed to be here, as I said in my last post, but this took nearly no effort to formulate thanks to some outside help.

With the wave of AI upon us, I decided to ask the friendlyโ€”or is he?โ€”Chat GPT a specific question surrounding Christian authors and readers: Are writers in the faith limited to Christian fiction?

(Note: Iโ€™ll call Chat GPT a โ€œhe/himโ€ since bots donโ€™t have pronouns as far as I know. Just as default.)

The idea came yesterday. Prior to that, I chatted with the bot and found him to be quite amiable. Friendliness must have been wired into his nonexistent veins. But, I must admit, the politeness he exuded was charming. (This is when you know someone doesnโ€™t go out enoughโ€”theyโ€™re charmed by generated responses.)

Iโ€™ll dive deeper into my opinion of AI by the end of the post. Without further ado, behold Chat GPTโ€™s answer!


โ€œMy name is Chat GPT, and I was asked by โ€˜A Christian Kid’s Journalโ€™ to write a blog post on the question of whether Christians should only write Christian fiction.

This is an interesting and important question, as many Christian writers may feel a sense of responsibility to write only about themes and topics that align with their faith. However, there are several arguments that suggest that Christian writers should not limit themselves to writing only Christian fiction.

Firstly, fiction is a powerful tool for exploring and understanding the complexities of the human experience. Christian writers can use fiction to explore moral and ethical questions, to shed light on social and political issues, and to help readers understand and empathize with people who are different from themselves. By limiting themselves to writing only Christian fiction, writers may miss out on opportunities to engage with a wider audience and to explore topics that may not fit neatly into the Christian fiction genre.

Secondly, Christian writers can use their talents to create stories that reflect the beauty and complexity of the world that God has created. By writing about the world as it is, with all its flaws and challenges, Christian writers can create stories that are both honest and hopeful. This kind of writing can help readers to see the hand of God at work in the world and to appreciate the beauty and diversity of his creation.

Finally, Christian writers have a responsibility to engage with the wider culture and to be a voice for the gospel in the public sphere. By writing stories that resonate with a broad audience, Christian writers can share the love and truth of Christ with people who may not be familiar with Christian themes or ideas. This kind of writing can help to bridge the gap between the church and the wider culture, and to demonstrate that the Christian faith has relevance and value for all people, regardless of their background or beliefs.

In conclusion, while it is important for Christian writers to be mindful of the messages and themes that they convey in their writing, they should not limit themselves to writing only Christian fiction. Fiction is a powerful tool for exploring the complexities of the human experience, and Christian writers have an opportunity and responsibility to engage with the wider culture and to share the love and truth of Christ through their writing.โ€


Truth be told, that was better than I expected. He seems to have an exceptional grip on what Christianity is.

All right, so with the #AI is bad trend, predominant in AI Art, I admit that it could be dangerous. Key word: could. AI can also benefit and assist humans in the way the developers intended.

Overall, โ€œwe are Godโ€™s handiworkโ€ (Ephesians 2:10). Something we as humans created cannot replace us in Godโ€™s eyes.

You did not choose me, but I chose you and appointed you so that you might go and bear fruitโ€”fruit that will lastโ€”and so that whatever you ask in my name the Father will give you.

John 15:16, Jesus speaking

Besides, it seems Chat GPT here has no plans of dominating the world.

I think I rattled him a bit. He took a while to fix up a reply.

Yes, yes, I know. AI art copies human art and labels it as its own. Thatโ€™s not good. But, worry not, humans artists are irreplaceable. Creativity cannot be faked.


Thank you for reading!

Iโ€™ll likely add on to this sometime in the future, possibly just another post stating some practically impractical stuff about this topic. The hiatus still stands, and, actually, Iโ€™m extending it to the 23rd. A late one-year โ€œpartyโ€ will be releasedโ€ฆmaybe. Weโ€™ll see. Iโ€™m fresh out out ideas, though.

What do think about AI art? Is it daunting or meh? If AI decides to dominate the world, how fast will you succumb?

The Once Upon a Time Book Tag (2 of 3 part Collab w/ The Texas Lass)

I procrastinated too much to be healthy for this one.

Part 2 has arrived! Miss Texan and I went our separate ways for this, snurching a tag as is typical of us both. This time the victim is the wonderful Once Upon a Time Book Tag, which explores our completed booksโ€”unless you, like me, add the books you have yet to read, which is probably against the rules, but I’m not going to call myself out, so, no. No, it is not. ๐Ÿ˜€

Miss Texan did make a point that this does not qualify as snurching per sรฉ, given the lovely Diamond and Merie left nominations open, making it more manageable for us.

Now, onto what you and I signed up for.

Rules:

  • thank the blogger who tagged you
  • use the featured graphic (optional)
  • answer the following 12 questions about books you have read
  • tag as many bloggers as you like!

The Questions:
Cinderellaโ€”a book that changed your life

I’ve seen two other people do this already, but…

Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com

…what else but the Bibleโ€”God’s Word, sharp as a double-edged sword.

But if that doesn’t pass, here’s one.

Hey, why isn’t anyone putting citations?

I mean, “change” is in the title, so I’d be concerned if it hadn’t. Here, Jaquelle cemented the not-so-basic basics of Christianity. I’d definitely recommend it to new and old Christians. You’ll keep returning to it with it being such a comprehensible, relatable read.

Wait…nonfiction counts, right?


Sleeping Beautyโ€”a book that took you forever to finish

I’ve had so many of these that I can’t remember one. How bonkers is that?

I’ll go with Mark of Athena by Rick Riordan (who’s in some cOnTroVeRsY), but I’d modify the question to “a book that’s taking forever to finish.” I lost my enthusiasm for the book after the ending was spoiled. (That one’s on me.) โ˜น


A Thousand and One Nightsโ€”a book you couldnโ€™t stop reading

The Name of This Book Is Secret by Pseudonymous Bosch. The book stuck out to me, and I bought it with low expectations. I finished 80% of it in the first sitting and 20% the following morning. The plot and characters were so absurd I just couldn’t stop reading. But after getting dumped into a world where normal is anything but, who can?

The chocolate-loving, morally grey narrator is obviously the best part.


Little Red Riding Hoodโ€”a book you recently read in an unfamiliar genre

I tended to think mysteries were gory. Turns out I was right, at least for this one. The author gives an 8+ age rating, so it seemed safe, but no. No in three different cinematic universes. There was a near-death murder in there and some stabby-stab stuff. The sentence patterns were in Old English, too. (Or it felt like it, at least.) Yeah, I give it a solid 13 or 15+ age rating.

You would be correct to assume this book is related to the movie. ( Enola Holmes 2 is now on Netflix. I’m sponsoring it for free. ๐Ÿ˜€ ) The film did not inspire the book series, despite my initial thought. It’s the other way around. You learn something new every day.

This and The Name of This Book Is Secret will probably be on my mini reviews post around the corner, so stick around for that if you like.


The Wild Swansโ€”a book with your favorite sibling relationships

Farmer Boy by Laura Ingalls Wilder is about a farmer boy (who would have guessed, right?) named Almanzo, whose name I adore. It’s nonfiction, so the sibling dynamics aren’t sugar-coated, but I think the book portrayed it beautifully. Siblings aren’t always on the same team; we butt heads but have each other backs when times are dire.


Snow Whiteโ€”a book filled with beautiful prose

My own book.

Nah, I’m kidding.

After a hundred and eighty years, A Christmas Carol is still going strong. The prose is breathtaking; Charles Dickens is a legend.


Rapunzel โ€“ a book you procrastinated on reading after buying

The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett. I are procrastinating. I couldn’t find an official cover photo for this one. Sorry about that.


The Little Mermaid โ€“ a book that took you on a magical journey

I can’t recall a book that hasn’t taken me on a magical journey.

But for the sake of the tag, here.


The Frog Prince โ€“ a book youโ€™d like to turn into a frog because you hated it so much

I didn’t hate it that much. Nevertheless, the hatred is present and protruding.

I hear a lot of people around the blogosphere love the first one, so don’t shun me for not liking this. The writing was good, and most characters were well-rounded and distinct. But some thingsโ€”specifically, love quadrilaterals and dramaโ€”were unbearable.

I admit to squealing to my heart’s delight when I read this 2 years ago up till a point. (The wretched kiss, of course.) Opinions change.


Peter Pan โ€“ a book that reminds you of your childhood

Do rereads count? I read this in Grade 6 and plan to do it again. The plot was simple yet thrillingโ€”something I’d like to appreciate more in a book.

Also, can we please note that my childhood has yet to conclude?!


The Goose Girl โ€“ a book that you had low expectations for, but ended up loving

Aside from the one I mentioned for “a book you couldn’t stop reading,” I don’t usually have low expectations for books. The reason is likely that my reading list is not broad enough, so I don’t know what to think of books outside it. Does that make sense? Probably not. Moving on.


Hansel and Gretel โ€“ a book that made you hungry

Someone, please, guide me to a book that makes your mouth water and muddles your brain so thoroughly that you forget you’ve ever eaten anything in your lifetime.

But for now, I don’t have one.


The Questions (for copy-paste purposes):

Cinderellaโ€”a book that changed your life

Sleeping Beautyโ€”a book that took you forever to finish

A Thousand and One Nightsโ€”a book you couldnโ€™t stop reading

Little Red Riding Hoodโ€”a book you recently read in an unfamiliar genre

The Wild Swansโ€”a book with your favorite sibling relationships

Snow Whiteโ€”a book filled with beautiful prose

Rapunzel โ€“ a book you procrastinated on reading after buying

The Little Mermaid โ€“ a book that took you on a magical journey

The Frog Prince โ€“ a book youโ€™d like to turn into a frog because you hated it so much

Peter Pan โ€“ a book that reminds you of your childhood

The Goose Girl โ€“ a book that you had low expectations for, but ended up loving

Hansel and Gretel โ€“ a book that made you hungry

I tag:

Esther @Esther Josephine Writes

Lillian-Keith @The Introspective Introvert

Corrie @Miraculus Homeschool

Hannah @Hannah Gaudette โ€“ Author

Lily @โœฉ Books by Starlight โœฉ

Betsy-Jane @poppyseeds

Most of the tagged people above followed me, so that’s what you get. Have a seat by me, and watch my follower count decrease.

To those I tagged, feel free to ignore or decide not to do this if this is not your jam. Take liberty, as I did. Practice free will and rights and stuff.


Thank you for reading!

I can’t wait to read Miss Texan’s answers. It’s really why I got into this mess. (It did not disappoint!) I enjoyed this and hope you enjoyed watching as I did.

Toodle-oo, aliens! Until next time.

What Came First? ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅš

Preview:

Surprisingly, your humble author has some biblically sound conclusions for thisโ€”is it an argument?โ€” which she shall share because she…THIS IS HER BLOG.

Friends, Romans, aliens, lend me your ears! Or maybe eyes would be better unless you possess the ability to readโ€ฆ with your earsโ€ฆ ๐Ÿค”

ANYWHO!

Crazed author Bree-Bree here! ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ(Or should it be Brea-Brea? I dunno. It looks weird. ๐Ÿคจ) Itโ€™s been a hot second since I posted here, ehehe. Thanks for sticking around, aliens!

Upon deep contemplation, I noted that โ€˜maybe it would be best to post something biblical that a certain someone *wink* could benefit from.โ€™

… โ€œNAH! Letโ€™s talk chickens. ๐Ÿ”โ€

So allow me the privilege to ask, reader…

What Came Firstโ€”the Chicken or the Egg? (Christian Teen Edition)

Must you always put unrelated religiosity on random topics?

Note: Our dim-witted Brea was unaware that religiosity was a word until Grammarly approved it. ๐Ÿ˜

IN MY DEFENSE, one cannot instantly know what and what not to store in your brain. If you, dear reader, are like me, quote en-quote unnecessary things like this pester your mind, causing immense overthinking.

Luckily (or not-quite-s0-luckily for one who does not believe in luck ๐Ÿคจ), yo’ gal never drew a line between thinking and overthinking. Besides, part of being a kid is keeping the childish, excess ideas conjured up in your noggin close to heart. Therefore, this post exists! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

The ACTUAL Beginning of the Discussion

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Genesis 1:1

You have heard it before, kids. God spake, then WHAM, BAM, ALAKAZAM! Creation. Coolity-cool-cool. (No, I am serious. ๐Ÿ˜ถ)

HOWEVER, allow us to dig deeper.

*sound of record scratching*

Getting Serious Now

Answer: the chicken, no doubt

I did, however, play with the facts and try my hand at dot-connecting. So please enjoy as I wear out my brain. ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

Maturity

The lifeforms God spoke into being were mature and capable of reproduction. After finalizing His most prized project, God’s instructions to conclude the day began with “‘Be fruitful and increase in number”(Genesis 1:28).

Also, working backward, God gave Adam the task of caring for the Garden of Eden and naming the living creatures. That overrules the idea that Adam was an infant. He would need care if that were the case, not the other way around. Also, the Garden of Eden already had fruit-bearing plants, not seeds. Adam, Eve, and all other creatures would have starved had it been so!

A Major S t r e t c h

Now determining the age of the animals is a bit trickier. I have, however, formulated a stretch:

Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over the creatures that move along the ground.”

Genesis 1:26 (NIV)

God explicitly describes the birds being in the sky. Using my limited knowledge, baby birds/hatchlings learn to fly “between 10 days and 3 weeks.” But God created living land creatures and humans on the same day.

…Do the math for me. ๐Ÿ˜ช

1๏ธโƒฃโž•1๏ธโƒฃ

Less of a Stretch (tHe SiMpLeSt OnE)

God created the animal itself, not the stage preceding life. ๐Ÿ™‚


Thank you for reading!

Laugh all you want, but that was torture. My head is throbbing. ๐Ÿ’ซ People probably won’t even read this. ๐Ÿคง

Anyway, what do you think? Did you know the answer before clicking this post? If someone asked you the title’s question, how’d YOU explain? Let’s debate in the comments! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Studying My Favorite Passage: Genesis 1

Preview:

God’s love, sovereignty, omnipotence, ability, creativity, and care can be traced back to the Bible’s very first book, in the first chapter.

Hey, aliens! Question: have you ever gotten teary-eyed while reading the Bible?

I startled myself by tearing up when reading Genesis 1. I know the world as beautifulโ€”think waterfalls, lilies, cheetahs, ocean, rolling hills, sunset, pink sky, and God didn’t even break a sweat when making all these things. Don’t forget the expanding universe too!

You may have read that thinking, “Well, what’s the biggie? It’s just creation.” Think again, my fine fellow!

Not everyone may comprehend the awesomeness of God displayed in that chapter. (CONVICTION!!!)

Be ready to get splashed with the glory of biblical wisdom! Let’s dive in. ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

Turn back now if you don’t like deep, serious stuff!

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.” (Genesis 1:1)

Creation

God saw all that he made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morningโ€”the sixth day.

Genesis 1:31

God’s creation was good, very good. It was void of any evil and any sin. I can only imagine the beauty of the world at that moment. Imagine creation at its finest, multiplied by 1000.

God made the night, the day, the sky, the land, the seas, the plants, the trees, the sun, the moon, the stars, the marine life, the birds, and the land animals and organized them accordingly.

Then God formed his masterpiece: the man and the woman.

Mankind

Something interesting to note here is that God used the words “Let there be…” (NIV) with all He created before man. With mankind, however, He uses the words, “Let us make…” (Genesis 1:26)

The three persons in the Trinity were involved. Evidence of this is the use of the name “Elohim,” a plural name of God. Why did God decide to do this?

So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

Genesis 1:27

We weren’t made like animals or plants. We were different, made in God’s image. What a privilege! We were given the ability to have a spiritual relationship with Godโ€”the cause for the involvement of all three persons.

Note: The deeper details of God’s creation of the man and the woman are located in Genesis 2. You should go check that out for your next devo!


Creation reflected His majesty and His power. All things, the basis for all you see, were introduced during those six days.

…And God saw that it was good.” (Genesis 1:25b)

The Command

God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

Genesis 1:28

God clarified man’s superiority over the rest of creation through the Creation Mandate. (Genesis 1:28)

God granted us authority over the earth. He, however, retained his dominace over us.

A thought-provoking question for you, aliens: How is overpopulation a problem if God commanded us to be “fruitful and increase in number” and to “fill the earth and subdue it”? Also, man’s ideas of controlling this “issue” involve blatantly rebelling against God’s clear command. Who are we to pick and choose who lives and who doesn’t?

Abortion is a stem of believing this is acceptable. God is the Author of Life, the One giving breath to our lungs. Taking life away is NEVER permissible in His eyes. Never.

God’s Care

God: “All right, I gifted them life, more than they could ever ask for. Now, I don’t need to do anything. They may or may not survive, but never mind that. I’ll just go take a nap. Not that I need it.”

Did God do that? No way, now how! He didn’t leave us to starve.

Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the groundโ€”everything that has the breath of life in itโ€”I give every green plant for food.

Genesis 1:29-30

God is the same today, in the past, and forevermore. Who Gensis 1 tells spoke the world into being is the same God who loves you and wants you to experience true satisfaction in serving Him.

Isn’t it comforting that God won’t leave us to fend for ourselves? Had He done that in Genesis 1, it would’ve been..messy, and life would be nonexsitent soon after.

The End…of the Sixth Day

God saw all that he made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morningโ€”the sixth day.

Genesis 1:31

And with that, our study comes to an end. A happy, fairytale, is-this-really-real? ending.

God is aware of the goodness of what He made. He was erupting with pride (the good pride, mind you) because of it.

All was well, happy and dandy, until ADAM AND EVE DISOBEY GOD ONLY ONE CHAPTER LATER. How is that even- why did they- what is the meaning of this?

The meaning: Breanna should stop judging since she would do the same thing. Heck, I would beat them to it! *insert reader audibly face-slapping themselves here*

Another question: WHY. WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY DID ADAM AND EVE DO THAT?! Second: Isn’t it God fault? Why would they sin if God hadn’t made them perfect?

Listen, if Godโ€™s intent was to have a perfect human race, where no one suffered, and no one was capable of the atrocities we witness almost daily, he could have just hard-wired us to obey him completely. Problem solved. Not quite. God did not want robots. He deeply loved humankind and wanted that love returned โ€“ voluntarily.

Linda Russell, third to the last paragraph of “The Homeless Woman Who Ruined My Lunch”

Yes, I did just steal a paragraph from PASSION, PURPOSE & POOPYHEADS. Steal, who said steal? I clearly cited the author. ๐Ÿ‘€ Also, it was PERFECT for this. I couldn’t resist.

Outstanding blog, by the way. You should check it out.


Thank you for reading!

I love Genesis 1. Hopefully, after joining me on digging deeper, you love it too!

What’s YOUR favorite Bible passage, and why? I’d love to hear your answers down below!

(NEW SERIES) Instagram-Inspired: Bible Plan Ideas for 2023 + New Year Resolution Update Coz Why Not?

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Many view social media, gaming, and all things related to the internet as modern-day evils that should be shunned. Though indulging in them should evoke concern, social media can be an avenue to reach the lost and unsaved, the confused and the curious toward God.

I should probably start writing shorter titles. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Heya, aliens! Happy New Year! How many of your resolutions have been broken? If you were quicker to shatter your goals than last year, then congrats on beating your record! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Jokes aside, a great way to kick-start your year would be building a habit of daily devotionals! And if you thought those devotional books on the Bible, think again! (But those might be beneficial to study too. ๐Ÿ˜) I mean a Bible Plan wherein you go STRAIGHT to God’s raw voice.

And thanks to this lovely creator (@juliapoee) and the Instagram algorithm, I shall share ideas already thought of! (Waitโ€ฆ that sounds offโ€ฆ)

Letโ€™s try again: I shall be sharing ideas already thought of while still giving credit to the original content creator to avoid plagiarizing since Iโ€™m all for promoting others! Whew, that was a mouthful, but better than being misunderstood. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘‰

Since, you know, you canโ€™t pause Instagram reels, Iโ€™ll write down the original creatorโ€™s unfiltered words for ya, aliens.

Captions

โ€œdonโ€™t know what to read in the Bible? hereโ€™s a small guide ๐Ÿ™‚

  • [John-] Jesusโ€™ life: perfect for a new believer ๐Ÿ™‚
  • [Romans-] essential Christian doctrine and beliefs
  • [Proverbs-] advice on how to live your life well
  • [Ephesians-] how to live a holy life
  • [Psalms-] seeing God admits our emotions
  • [Philippians-] joy in trials
  • [Ecclesiastes-] Godly wisdom for a believer
  • [Genesis-] learn about the beginning and creationโ€

My Recommendations

  1. Follow a one-year Bible Plan that usually comes with devotional books.
    • This is actually what I used in 2022. (Unfinished until now. Shhh ๐Ÿคซ)
  2. Study a book of the Bible you didn’t read cover to cover yet.
    • Amos? Deuteronomy? Ezekiel? Hosea? Jude? Nehemiah? Obadiah? (You forgot those were part of the Bible, huh? ๐Ÿ˜œ)
    • If God included it in the Bible, it must be significant!

Update on My New Year Resolution

This is entirely skippable. I included this only because 1) Gratitude. 2) I already shared my New Year resolutions. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

Reluctantly, I admitted during my New Year post that I am a ballerina. A New Year resolution of mine was achieving my middle splits. And guess. WHAT.

After six long years, I am. Literally. SO CLOSE.

God is good. I was mentally preparing myself for a fall-flat-on-my-face failure, but God poured a freezing bucket of HAVE FAITH down my shirt. Still recovering. โœ‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ž

Let us pray for each other, aliens. Cheers to a boost in faith in our almighty God. Also, please pray for me to reach my goals SINCE IT COULD GO EITHER WAY.

And remember not to make a twenty-item list of things to do before 2023 is gone. Dial it down to five or lower. I did three! Do NOT beat yourself up. Work little by little.


Thank you for reading!

…and to use JPG for images since storage is limited. ๐Ÿ˜œ

Biblical Jokes

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Itโ€™s all right to have some biblical humor. Itโ€™s Godโ€™s gift for us to laugh! (Just as long as the important stuff isnโ€™t altered and itโ€™s clear to the listener/reader that the jokes are totally just a play on words.) Hehe. ๐Ÿ˜

Hello, aliens!

I searched โ€œbiblical jokesโ€ in WordPress just a few minutes ago because why not. I wanted to laugh a bit, and sadly no relevant results came out. Why not? Iโ€ฆ I donโ€™t know. But! the advantage of having your own blog is that YOU can create what you would like to read. (Get ready to groan cuz these jokes are terrible!) Here goesโ€ฆ


A Bunch of Biblical Jokes

Q: Who was the best female financier in the Bible?

A: Pharaohโ€™s daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.


Q: Which prophet in the Old Testament prayed the most?

A: Isaiah, his favorite quote: “I-sai-ah little prayer for you.”


Q: When did the first tennis match occur in the Bible?

A: When Joseph served in Pharaohโ€™s court


Q: Whatโ€™s the difference between Jesus and pizza?

A: Jesus canโ€™t be topped!


Q: Need an ark?

A: I Noah a guy.


Q: Why couldnโ€™t they play cards on the ark?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck.


Q: Which servant of the Lord was the most flagrant lawbreaker?

A: Moses, he broke all the Ten Commandments at once.


Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?

A: German shepherds.


Q: Which area of the Middle East was extremely wealthy?

A: The area around the Jordan: its banks were always overflowing.


Q: Who was the best comedian of the Bible?

A: Samson, he brought the house down.


Q: What kind of man was Boaz before marrying?

A: Ruthless.


Q: Which Bible character had no parents?

A: Joshua, son of Nun.


Q: Who was the best babysitter mentioned in the Bible?

A: David, he rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.


Q: Did you know itโ€™s a sin for women to make coffee?

A: It clearly states in the Bible: โ€œHe-brews.โ€


BONUS!

Jesus: “I told them I was the Son of God, and they were like, ‘No way.’ But I was like, ‘Yahweh.'”

&

Q: Which Bible character had a digital addiction?

A: Moses, he had two tablets.


Thank you for reading

Donโ€™t forget to smile! ๐Ÿ˜œGod loves you, and so do I! ๐Ÿ’ž

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